I say "creature" because she might actually scare you with how much she refuses to back down until you have full proof she is wrong.And if you can’t prove her wrong, just suck up your pride and let her be right or she’ll never quit. She isn’t going to care how mad you get, if you’re being rude, she won’t be afraid to put you in your place.
If your date compliments you, a simple "thank you" will suffice. doll with the earring switch on the back of her neck? You have to learn to control your "gift" of mockery. If your new beau brings home chunky peanut butter instead of your preferred creamy Jif, gently correct him. It won't kill you to be enthusiastic once in a while. She laughs like a hyena and made it clearly known that you aren't good enough to scoop up her Jack Russell's feces. YOU CAN PROVE A POINT WITHOUT SCREAMING IN TEXT MESSAGES. Telling him how well you can see his receding hair line while he's down on one knee with a little black box isn't cool. Learn to confidently say, when you're discussing fidelity or other major issues. Don't change who you are or ever be ashamed of your gift of dry wit. Better yet, you'll find a guy who can match your one-liners with his own.
If someone says they like my earrings, I usually scoff and drone on about how they accentuate my large Dumbo-like ears. Things are progressing nicely in your relationship and you just met his mother. Emotional scenes tend to make the sardonic uncomfortable. You crack so many jokes that it's hard for your significant other to know when you aren't trying to be funny.
She is not only going to be full of fast wit, but she is going to have so much spunk in her you won’t know what to do.
She will be so feisty that she won’t be afraid of anything or anyone and you yourself won’t even know how to handle her. It takes a certain type of person to be able to give their heart to someone who can so easily break it with their strong headed personality.
But a sarcastic and sassy girl is going to be the one girl who is going to love you with all that she has.
Through years of dating and finally marrying someone who could put up with my wit and wisecracks, I learned that there are some rules sarcastic women must follow if they want to have a successful relationship that lasts more than five minutes and doesn't result in their date sobbing in a bathroom.1. If your new date is baring his soul to you concerning his father issues, don't yawn and give him Dr. The fact that he's comfortable enough to confide in you is probably a good thing. Dramatically pretending to crack your tooth on a nut and threatening him with your dental bills is just rude. Smile and politely nod instead of calling her Mommy Dearest and jamming a steak knife into her eye. You never want him to think he has your blessing to do body shots off some chick in a leather corset. Sarcastic ladies, your sense of humor isn't for wimps.
I’d say it’s safe to add a winky face after 85 percent of the bullsh*t we say to you. If we really like you, we don’t want you to be offended (much). Sometimes we don’t understand our own thought processes or reactions, so keep your sarcasm on the lighter side. I’m not apologizing for the landmine this lays out. That’s called the first punch, and we will reach straight for the nukes.
Just like with other elements of a healthy relationship, you should reciprocate the sarcasm. We can handle your jokes and digs, and we like it when you bite back. No, I will not "complisult" your mother the first time you introduce me, unless she does it first.
She’s not going to flirt with you by giggling and blushing and calling you cute.