A comedic gallery of photos on the web shows some of the mind-bendingly trivial things that toddlers can get very, very upset about.
Take for example, the shot of the utterly distraught boy who's mother dared to... And how dare the parent of the two-year-old who wants to hang on to his dirty nappy try and wrench it away from them?
I’m ashamed for yesterday, but don’t remember for what… If a guy does the same – it means he likes her legs.
If you don’t have a girlfriend, it means someone has two of them. Remember, if a girl gave you a key to her heart; don’t be so lucky, tomorrow she will change the locks. If during a date a girl starts looking down – it means she likes him.
I'll scream and scream until I'm sick: This little fellow isn't happy about not being able to use a toothbrush that's been down the loo.
Incandescent with rage, this flame-haired girl is furious she's not allowed to use a dirty sponge When a situation gets out of hand, walk away, even if it means leaving your son lying in the middle of the pavement.
How to use – squeeze between your legs and don’t let go.
We're guaranteed to make your day better, like a human version of pizza. Funny guys are like garlic: bland stuff suddenly gets way better. Do you have to go help your brother move out of his dorm?
Among the crackers are the pair of siblings who appear to be emitting ear-splitting screams because a grown-up dared to buy a new hat and, how awful, put it on their heads.
Then there's the 'threenager' who is mightily miffed at being asked to return the horror movie Chucky, which they assume is merely about a grumpy-looking doll.
Rumor has it that they’re misogynistic, controlling and philanderers.