It's a ridiculous premise to be sure, but I'm sure deep down we all secretly pine for immortality via dating sim - or is that just me?There's no shortage of simple, absurdist dating sims revolving around meme-status celebrities, including Nicolas Cage, Adam Sandler, and John Cena, to name a few. Its scenario is no less bizarre, featuring the buff, tough Jaeger pilots and quirky scientists of , you play as the most sensible character choice from the film: Hannibal Chau, the impossibly eccentric black market organ dealer brought to life by the one and only Ron Perlman. shines with a clear application of effort on the creator's part.Caring for a woman's potted head is every bit as creepy as it sounds.
Play this one with an open mind, and an open heart.
Supports the love between: A guy and his disembodied head/potted plant Humanity's days are numbered.
They're good for a laugh, but typically one-note gags, with little substance beyond the ridiculous premise. The intro movie alone justifies the existence of this game, but let's face it - we've all been longing for a dating sim that lets us court Idris Elba and Charlie Day in the Shatterdome cafeteria. can be finished in 15 minutes or less, ends on one heck of a cliffhanger, and its download link sadly seems to be lost to time.
But to pretend like Hannibal Chau's romantic hardships never happened would be a disservice to true Supports the love between: Man and alpaca Paca Plus begins the way most dating sims end.
It was 12 years ago, after your mother died during surgery due to an unreported error, that you first hatched your vengeful plot.
You would study in the medical field, get hired as a nurse at the hospital where your mom died, find whoever it was that let her die due to negligence, and murder him yourself.If love can bloom on the battlefield, then by God, it can bloom anywhere it damn well pleases.Regardless of race, creed, species, plane of existence, or definition of "alive," your perfect match is waiting for you somewhere in the great cosmos.That's easier said than done, however, since the gods made her leave her body behind and appear as nothing more than a head in a flowerpot.Personally, I think is a better disembodied love story, but this is a close second.And when it comes to, shall we say, couples, no one tops the open-minded pairings found in dating sims.